Ah the humble computer, but do you have a problem? Well let’s see, you might have a computer addiction if…
10: You occasionally wake up your partner, by typing on their back in your sleep.
9: Your keyboard cost more than any three pieces of jewellery you own.
8: Your mouse/trackball is a collector’s item worth more than all the rest of your computer put together.
7: You learned to touch type not in a course, but due to uncountable hours spent chatting with people you don’t even like in chat rooms.
6: You’ve ever had a nightmare that ends with your computer being stolen.
5: The first thing you do in the morning, even before you put a pair of panties on, is turn on your computer.
4: You find it incredibly easy to conduct a romantic relationship online, but find it almost impossible to do in reality.
3: You actually know who Leroy Jenkins is. (This is also a good sign that you might have a World of Warcraft addiction, but we’ll get to that.)
2: You can’t remember what day/month/year it is without looking at your desktop.
1: You don’t just own a computer, you actually collect ancient laptops and old computer components, because they’re cool. (Oh crap I do this one. Ah feck it, have I told you all about my Compaq Aero Contura?)
